Rochdale Optician to be opened shortly in Norden

Rochdale opticians have one thing to worry about… my friend (and Wheelbase cycling team mate) Lewis Craven is about to go it alone in Rochdale (well, Norden, near Rochdale) and open up his own optician’s practice called Craven and Murray after a few years working as a consultant optician throughout Lancashire and Manchester. Rochdale Optician? What are you on about, Dave? Have my eyes deceived me? Do I need an eye test or other opthalmic services? Why the free ad ? Well. Read on… for this post is a SEO ploy.

Norden? Rochdale? Optician… Craven and Murray need to think about Search Engines…

You see, minnellium.com seems to have many of the ingredients of being good at getting search engine results. Combined with my own growing knowledge of search engine optimisation, I wanted to post this article about ‘Rochdale Opticians’ or ‘Norden Opticians’ to prove to Lewis that people will not come and look for his website by any other means that search engines.

As a Rochdale Optician, he needs to be reaching people in Rochdale who search on the that search. i.e., people using their computer to look for a Rochdale Optician. We’ll leave this for a few weeks and see how the Search Engines rate this post. I reckon, if the search engines don’t need their eyes testing, they’ll think I’m reasonably good at SEO.

Oh, by the way, feel free to ignore this if you’re not interested in SEO or Opticians in Rochdale or Norden. If you do need an eye test, please do see them. If they’re as good as Lewis is at cycling, then you’re in for an optical treat.
Craven & Murray Opticians

675 Edenfield Road
Norden
Rochdale
OL11 5XE
Tel: 01706 641138

Fashion Advice for a 37 year old.

Fashion advisersI got an interesting thing in the post this morning from my brother- and sister-in-law, offering fashion advice, following unprecedented piss-taking after my stated intention to wear leather jeans to a party the other week. That’s Sally and Simon, in the photo. Fashion advice.

Fashion AdviceOn the article that they sent me (from one of Sally’s high fashion magazines like “Take a Break” or something), the fashion ‘barometer‘ (presumably, this means the people under the most pressure to be fashionable), Katie Price and Peter Andre are at the top. Truly the height of fashion. The same magazine said that leather jeans looked no good. Cutting edge advice.

I know where they can put their advice, and to be honest, I know that Simon, for one, would probably enjoy it.
😉

Podcast: “I am from Mars”

My first tune from my first album. Lots of samples that I really have got round to getting permission for, but it’s all part of life’s rich pageant.

If you’re interested in the samples and don’t recognise them, the ones I remember are from:

I can’t source the other samples but I remember playing the main guitar riffs, sequencing the bass and drums, and sweating over it a bit!

Credit is due to the providers of these lovely originals sounds we pilfer ….

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Matthew – a short film


I treated the manic videoing of Phil’s family trip to our house a bit differently this year and have decided to edit it into little chunks of film. Matthew’s a good age now for co-operation when it comes to things like this, and he makes a good subject (and a lovely nephew!). Music is “Aquarius” by Boards of Canada’s timeless album – released ten years ago, “Music Has the Right to Children

On the road again

I’ve had to change my fitness strategy since leaving my old job and losing the cycle commute, and I’ve started to do a little bit of road racing on the bike again. I’ve been fairly encouraged by the results but not startled. It’s just nice to do something different than cyclocross or fell running. I love both of them, but road racing’s so different.

I’ve also realised that I’ve become more aggressive in my road racing as I get older. I can’t be bothered to mess about slip-streaming and saving my energy for the finale -I’d much rather give myself a good kicking. If I lose a few places in the finale as a result, then so be it, but it’s a lovely thought to hammer yourself in the breaks whenever possible just in case they pay off, which they sometimes just do!

The Bowland Road Race today (Google Earth KML file here) was surprisingly fast for a 3rd category race, 23.9 mph – albeit only over 42 miles. It was hilly and breezy, and fairly relentless. All worked out well though when my team mate Stuart Reid got in the break that worked, and won the race. I finished fifteenth or so. My legs cramped on the uphill finish and that was that. A great, hilly, fast workout though.

A little present to brighten my day

Flower DrawingThe new job has meant that I’ve hardly had a chance to look up from the desk for two weeks. It’s very enjoyable – don’t get me wrong – but there’s plenty of learning to do and things aren’t quite intuitive yet. A warming advantage of working at home, though, is hearing a knock on the office door when a little person comes in from pre-school to bring you something like this, neatly folded up. Thanks Lils. xxx

Fiona’s 40th birthday

My sister in law Fiona will be 40 years old on Tuesday, and she held a party yesterday to celebrate. Lamb. One drawback was that I forgot to take my camera, so you’ll have to makedo with a few snaps from my phone cam.

Great party, nice to catch up with people and dance until I very nearly dropped.

Most memorable bit of the weekend for me was having to help deliver a lamb whose mum was struggling a bit – with expert amateur midwifery from Sally and Simon, and a little bit of luck, we got there, and muumy and Lamb are doing fine. Lucy, still in control, aged 12, wearing her dressing gown, took it all in her stride. The rest of us were deeply moved by the whole experience!

Update: Some great Flickr piccies posted by Simon.

Family photos from the Easter holidays

EasterJust got round to getting a few photos from Easter into the gallery (click on the image to view).

Phil (brother) and Anne and family came to stay at our place and we were treated to the best Easter weather I can ever remember. We also managed a couple of gentle bike rides, and lots of the usual ‘burning the candle at both ends’ mixture of children (day) and booze (evening).

Happy times.

Podcast: “Throttle Back”

Another of my favourites. The strings in this track were a bit of a breakthrough for me. The operatic singing was just a spur of the moment sample direct from Radio 3 ! No idea who it is. I like the abrasive lead synth line in the chorus bit.

Sent off in style

13042007143I had a great evening last night – being sent off in style by my now ex colleagues at Natural England (see separate post).

Great few pints in the Britons Protection beer garden then on to Akbars for a splendid curry and a final few in the Ox (I think it was called that – was getting a bit blurry). Click on the short, fat, hairy Gareth Lawler pictured left to see a few snaps from the evening.

Thanks to everyone for coming out and making it very special indeed for me – and thank you for letting me go without getting cross about it.

Good times call for oversized Naan breads.